DESPAIR

My landlord informed me this afternoon they've raised a Pest Control order to bait ONLY my Flat.

Truly this is exceptionally futile and exceedingly ironic. Out of all the Flats my Flat is the one least needing pest control. I can control mice extremely competently in my Flat. The problem regarding pest control relates to other Flats beyond my control. If there's one Flat NOT requiring Pest Control then it's my Flat. Out of all the Flats in the building my Flat is probably the one most free from mice because I trap the mice.

I'm living in a farce, perhaps Monty Python, where I try to explain the essence of the problem but people ignore my explanations. This situation is absolutely ridiculous. 3 years! This mouse problem has been ongoing for 3 years! My Flat is the least problematic regarding the infestation of mice. My Flat is very clean and definitely NOT conducive to vermin. 3 years! I finally reached the end of my tether and decided write this blog but it seems we are destined for a long haul regarding the resolution of this mouse problem.

I CAN CONTROL MICE IN MY FLAT... I can easily trap mice in my Flat, which is proved via the photos of dead mice I've uploaded to this blog. Look at the photos and you will see dead mice I've trapped. I can control mice in my Flat. I don't require any help from Pest Control regarding my Flat, it is the other Flats that are the problem.

MICE CANNOT TELEPORT

I live reasonably far above the ground floor therefore the mice are travelling up through a number of floors to reach my Flat, furthermore there are various Flats surrounding my Flat. It's ridiculous to think the mice are only causing a problem in my Flat... the mice are not teleporting into my Flat and the mice don't have a vendetta against only my Flat. You'll probably find the mice are a bigger problem in the Flats where tenants haven't complained. The mice are obviously present throughout the whole building. If there is any place within the building where mice are actually being controlled then the control is happening in my Flat because I am frequently killing the buggers via my traps.

At this point it's pertinent to quote John Cleese who says in the Dead Parrot sketch: "If you want to get anything done is this country you've got to complain until you are blue in the mouth." My despair is total. From previous experience with my landlord regarding this mouse issue I knew there would be problems so I thought writing this blog could possibly help but alas it hasn't helped. Perhaps I'm from am different planet using a strange gobbledygook language. It really wears me out. I truly feel I'm banging my head against a wall. There's not much more to write on this matter. I shall continue posting updates whenever I trap a mouse. Perhaps the issue will be resolved in the year 2013 although I am not hopeful.

450g Claw Hammer Execution

Last night (5th September) a mouse I caught in a trap did not die immediately therefore I was compelled to execute it quickly with my claw hammer. My hammer is 450g. This is a reasonably heavy hammer thereby ensuring instant death for any mice not killed by the traps.

Dead Mouse. Caught 5th September 2010

At approximately 10.30pm I heard a trap snap. I immediately knew the mouse had not been killed quickly due to its intense squeaking, so before rushing to the trap I rushed to get my big (450g) hammer. The mouse had somehow trapped the lower part of its body instead of the usual neck-breaking or brain-crushing head-blow. With one firm whack to the wriggling mouse I quickly killed it with my hammer. It was very distressing for me to kill the mouse in this manner, but trapping continues to be vastly more humane than poisoning. Poisoning always entails a long-drawn-out-death. The mouse I killed was alive in the trap for no more than 30 seconds. I am always at home in the evening when mice are active therefore I will always be available to quickly kill any mice which are not instantly killed in the traps.

It is only slightly over one week since I caught the previous mouse therefore their numbers are definitely increasing. I recently emailed Coventry Council to inquire about what legal action can be taken against Whitefriars; I shall keep you updated. Hopefully we can resolve this matter soon.

The bait I used to trap this mouse was a combination of mayonnaise and breakfast cereal.

New Traps and Landord Action

I've purchased 4 additional traps (I now have 8 traps). I prefer the "Sentry" branded traps but the "Big Cheese" brand are effective. Including postage and packing these traps (pictured below) from Amazon.co.uk cost me 50p each. Read my first mouse blog for more information about my mouse problem.

● Dead Smelly Mice

Traps are vastly superior to poison because poisoned mice can easily die in inaccessible areas (behind walls, pipework, or inside air-ducts) therefore decaying bodies of poisoned mice can smell very unpleasant. When traps are utilised it is always possible and very easy to dispose of the dead mice. The body of a mouse killed in a trap is always accessible.

● Landlord Action

My landlord has informed me they will be installing poisoned bait in all Flats, although I am not hopeful the baiting will be a success because previous baiting was unsuccessful. My landlord's recent desire to take action could be a response to this blog or it could be coincidental. I have not been given a date regarding the proposed baiting but via email my landlord stated they are aware of the problem and have set up a contract with Coventry Council Pest Control to bait the building.

I shall continue with my mouse-blogging and hopefully the issue will soon be resolved. If I post no additional updates you can assume I've caught no mice and the situation is resolved.